Dolly Parton and Queen of England

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 17-Jun-2007 23:24:49

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both
go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must decide which of them Gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, They're the most
perfect breasts God ever created, And I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it
up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about?
I show you two Of God's own perfect creations and you turn me
down. ! She spits into a commode and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel,
"but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a great pair -
No matter how big they are!

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 19-Jun-2007 4:15:07

lol good one *smile*

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2007 11:59:08

lol, fabulous!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 20-Jun-2007 23:09:13

Very good. hahahaha!

Bob

Post 5 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Thursday, 21-Jun-2007 4:01:41

Oh god. So bad it's good!

*giggles like a giggling thing*